super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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