haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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