so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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