what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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