He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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