can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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