Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I came so hard my ears popped.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
