Kareoke will never be a sober sport
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
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I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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