Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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