hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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