If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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