thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
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