She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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