i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
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before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
You ate ashes out of my bong
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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