The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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