I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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