The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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