How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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