I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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