i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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