HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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