I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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