How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
You don't make any sense
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Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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