so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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