I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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