shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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