i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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