this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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