we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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