Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
