he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
