i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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