Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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