Ambien. No doubt about it.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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