i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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