I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
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It's like a parade of train wrecks.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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