Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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