if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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