My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
ttyl tear gas
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
this hospital has no fireball
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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