I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
