Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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