yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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