I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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