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Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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