I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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