p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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