I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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