love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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