why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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