Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
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You made out with two different species that night
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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