I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
i out mim tonsoeep
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