That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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