You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
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I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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