Where is the hickey?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.