I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
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... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...