I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos