are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
No subtext here. People are naked.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.