No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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