Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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