Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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