So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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